male privilege is those long ass eyelashes you don’t even need
money doesnt buy happiness but i cant say id be upset in the least bit if i suddenly inherited 5 million dollars
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the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours
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my dash is dead so i’m gonna liven it up with some fun, family-friendly text posts. let’s start this off, shall we? what’s brown and sticky?…. …. you guessed it…. … a stick! hahaha we’re all having fun here
14 found dead after intense gif/jif argument
concernedresidentofbakerstreet:
in my social studies class we were talking about laws and shit and one boy goes “Why is rape illegal? Don’t girls like dominance?” and the smallest girl in class got up and socked him in the jaw and said “Shouldn’t you like that? Don’t you like acting tough?” and everyone got quiet for a second and then slow clapped it out for her
